Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Snowy stuff
* Just an aside, the 2nd biggest laugh I got recently was from the 3rd series of Arrested Development, where in a meeting Michael announces they don't "have time to talk nonsense to blah blah blah - who is actually their attorney Bob Loblaw. Maybe you had to be there. The biggest laugh though came from Tobias' previous career as a doubly qualified Analist - Therapist. There is a very unfortunate way to combine those two titles. "It's not the pronounciation that scares me..."
A new winner in the "frosty early-morning reception" category
Older style Swedish architecture
Snow mounds are all over the town, from the shovelling that occurs overnight every night. The snow is then gradually carted to a big snow dump, that will maintain snow throughout the summer.
The northern port. Pretty much all frozen over now, the tracks are from snowmobiles. They will open a road on the ice that can be used to drive tens of kms throughout the archipelago, either with snomobile or car. It is hard to ice skate because of the snowfall, though there are plans to open a 10k track around the city from the north to south harbour when the ice is thick enough. There are public skating rinks which are scraped every day for playing hockey on. I haven't skated yet, but just borrowed some skates so will get out later this week. I'm also keen to snowscooter - some of the racing models can apparently reach 220kph - awesome!
Just as I was walking around town and wondering why some of the rooves were not covered with meters of snow, I found out why... They get shoveled also.
Christmas Celebrations
Christmas Day is time to recover, and gather up the energy to go out and party. A few of us went out to Cleo nightclub (where else?), where it was absolutely packed. What can I say about Cleo? It is the main meatmarket in town, so the attempts at getting the goods are frequent and very obvious. The girls are very much in control. Unfortunately one of the guys I was with had a technique that involved drunkenly lurching into people, hoping that with enough collisions there would be some success. Music-wise, it is middle of the road Europop. Shlager is the term for the Eurovision Song Contest style of music, which is big here, and there was heaps of it on the dance floor. "Oh Mickey You're so fine hey Mickey" is not any better in Swedish. Fortunately (?) there was no ABBA medley, but they take Europe's The Final Countdown very, very seriously here. There is no irony attached to the song, and when it comes on it is time for even the most tatooted biker types to jump onto the dancefloor and start the air guitar. So be warned: keep tounge firmly out of cheek if discussing this song.
After the club, where it took almost 30mins of queuing just to get our jackets back, I spent most of Boxing day asleep, getting up at 2:30, just in time to eat breakfast while the sun went down, and then get ready to go to Marta-Lena's family for a christmas dinner, which was great. l haven't eaten a lot of traditional Swedish food, as most of the restaurants in town serve asian influenced cuisine or pizza and kebabs, but on the occasions friends have cooked for me the homestyle food has been great. We had bits of julbord, and then a roast moose dish that was superb: the frozen slab of meat is put in the oven at about 75oC overnight for slow cooking , then it is marinaded in water with salt and spices. Fantastic. The strangest thing though was 'coffee cheese', a hard cheese that was put in the coffee. Hmm, I think a separation of curds and coffee would have worked just as well.
What is so good about Christmas here in Sweden is that it has a much more traditional feel than back home, I guess partly because we reference the traditions (snow, pine trees, roasts, fireplaces) but don't actually experience them. And the traditions here go back a long way, whereas we have a bit of a modern blend. It also seems to be less commercial, with Christmas ads and goods in the shops not being so noticeable to me until the end of Nov, which was the first week of Advent. But that could be just my lack of exposure to shops, not understanding the TV, and the small town effect.
Our departmental christmas lunch was like a classic tableau, sitting at a table with candles in the window, snow falling in the forest outside covering the green trees and red houses. Fantastic stuff.
Although Sweden gave us the smörgåsbord, it didn’t give us the julbord "christmas table", which is a shame as there's some great stuff on it. It's mostly based on cold meats – pickled herring (inlagd sill) various forms of smoked and marinated salmon (lax), a range of breads (thin, risen, and cracker), and some hot dishes like meatballs, frankfurters, Janssons temptation (scalloped potates baked with herring and cream), and usually a roast ham.
The one thing defeated me was the kalvsylta - the brown stuff above the fork. It's a kind of pressed, jellyfied meatloaf made from scraps. It didn't even look like meat, and definitely didn't feel like it. Admittedly, that wasn't my first time with unknown processed meat product: 'Kebab' meat here is often a pressed meat of some sort, rather than the slabs of fillets we get on a gyros back home. When I asked one time what meat it was all I got was a shrug, an "I dont know", and then "it's not pork" as an answer.
Julmust is a great soft-drink, kinda like chinotto or portello. It is sold only at Christmas time, though it gets rebottled and also flogged as an easter Påskmust a few months later. Apparently Sweden is unique in that Coke sales plummet over Christmas because of julmust. The first ads I've seen for Coke on TV here have been over Christmas, pushing a really tacky "Santa is coming so it's time to drink Coke" angle, in an attempt to prevent the defection. Apparently it doesn't work, so this year they have actually brought out thier own brand of julmust. People I know are a bit sceptical of it though.
Glögg is another christmas tradition, basically mulled wine, cooked with spices, heated and served with almonds and sultanas. The photo here is of a white wine based glögg, in its special heated serving dish. Of course, harder spirits can also be added to glögg, you just have to be quick to drink it before the heat evaporates all the alcohol. There is also julöl, or Christmas beer, which is a dark beer and pretty good too.
One tradition I like, and I don't think it is limited to Christmas, is of singing a toast. Snapps are usually served with a fish course, but even without, when it comes to the toast there is usually a song to be sung. Most recently have been christmas songs. Also, Sweden is probably one of the few countries where they don't sing the usual Happy Birthday song - they have their own. I thought the tune we use has become basically universal.
Paste. Not specifically a Christmas food, but to the Swedes it's a whole separate food group, defined as anything that that can be processed into a tube or tubs. Most are variations of fish, prawns, or ham mixed with cheese or mustard or dill or something. A squeeze from a tube on some crackerbread, maybe with a slice of cheese, can be a typical lunch.
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Christmasy Stuff
Hard to see, but most windows here have something - a triangle of advent candles or stars.
My flat - I went for the tacky. A snowflake and blue lights as icicles was my theme. As I didn't want to start drilling holes to get power to the outside balcony, its all hanging inside. I also have quite a few candles, which are great here in the darkness and give a warm light to the place. The only problem is putting them out - there is almost no airflow in the flat and gets very smoky.
Grey Santa (Tomen). Tomte are mythical Scandinavian elf, which are generally small, bearded, wear grey or green coats and red hats. They looked after the animals and property of farmowners, and would get up to mischief if they didn't get their single gift of pudding on Christmas Eve. The image changed slightly with time, and the jolly red-coated, red-hatted fellow became popularised when a Swede used it for a Coca Cola Christmas ad campaign.
Chrismas goats. Apparently a sign of the devil, what started out as a prank became a tradition, to send someone goats made of straw. Personally I'd rather decorate a tree. Some towns in Sweden also build a big sraw goat, and in Gävle it is now almost a tradition that it gets burnt down every year, often within just one day of it being erected. Check out the link below.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-12-04-christmas-goat_x.htm
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Some of Stockholm 2
The Vasa museum is about the grand ship Vasa that set sail in 1628 and got only a couple of hundred meters before toppling over and sinking. Apparently no-one could say no the King when he said he wanted more cannons, despite making the thing top-heavy. It was salvaged in the late 1960's, having been well preserved in the waters that are free woodworm. It was ornately decorated with carved and garishly painted statues.
Södermalm has a traiditional hilly, cobblestoned, European feel
The concert was good, and free, but the lunch wasn't (who said there's no such thing as a...)! But for a couple of dollars i got a typical Christmas rice pudding with cinammon, and had a chat to the organist and others, almost entirely in Swedish, which was good for the ego.
The NK shop window - Stockholm's Myer equivalent
The snow fell all day long which was kinda nice, but kinda annoying when I got to the airport for my 10:30pm flight home, and didn't leave till after midnight because the airport can't cope with something that happens occasionally... occasionally several times every single year.
And lastly, my brain still sees processes words in English first, and Swedish maybe second. So when I saw this sign, I wondered why skrotums got so much attention, and why they would need to be douched...
Some of Stockholm 1
Skansen, the world's first open-air museum. A bit like Sovereign Hill, most of the village is set up to show what life was like over the last few hundred years in Sweden, with glass blowing, blacksmith, a bookbinder, bakery etc. There is also a zoo. It is quite big and was quite busy due to it being the first day of Advent, so the first Christmas market was held. Too much to see in the half a day we spent there, but interesting.
Shy wolverine - so that's what they look like. Pretty small, like a medium sized dog but looks more bear-ish. But hated because of thier hunting method which usually involves killing a whole flock of reindeer first, rather than just taking what they need.
Dad's 2nd favoiurite animal. No, not a giraffe. A wolf.
Lynx, the only large wildcat in Scandanavia
No-one has yet been able to explain what a cheese or sausage lottery is
Skyline from Skansen